Are all waiters idiots?

I went to the local Harvester restaurant - I know. Very posh.

On arrival, my missus and I stood at the sign saying 'Please queue here to be seated'

Pretty simple right.

A waiter notices us waiting at the sign.

He wanders over casually and ask 'Would you like a table?'

I smiled and said 'Yes please'

Inside my head I said 'No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please!!'

The idiot.