Royal baby expected!

Is it big news or no? I am unsure.. 50/50 if you will..

Reading the papers and listening to the radio today it seems the only topic worth talking about is the impending birth of our future King or Queen.

I guess it is big news so some?

And not so much to others..

I am not to fussed to be honest.. I guess i am somewhere in the middle.

I dont agree with people slating the story though - I just unfollowed a couple of these Anti-Royalist types on twitter because of what there opinion on it was..

I will give my guess on sex and name though.

I definitely think it will be a girl..

And perhaps called Elizabeth Diana Windsor..

Lets see..

There are now no winnners at sports day??

What does this teach children?

That winning does not matter? Everyone is equal?

The fact is we are not all equal!

Some can run faster than others - so let them race and win!

Some can jump higher than others - so let them jump and win!

Some can throw further than others - so let them throw and win!

Not allowing children to push themselves to win at sports days will trickle down to everything else in life.

Why try hard in your exams? We are all equal?

Why try hard at getting a better job? We are all equal?

We are not all equal.

Some things we are better than others at.

Some things others are better than us.

Bring back Sports day.

She used my towel to dry her feet!

We were in a rush this morning.

She spends an age doing her make-up so I tell her to get into the shower first..

I tell her to leave the shower running which she remembers this time.

I run in after her and have my shower. It was a nice hot one.

Then as I reached for my towel in my normal towel resting place I just grabbed at air!

I looked down and she had used it to dry her feet and mop up the water that had spilled onto the floor!

I shouted out and called her some names... Plus shouting for a new towel..

Guess what - her hair dryer overpowered my screams and I was left to drip dry.

I used an old flannel to dry myself!

Not happy!

Are all waiters idiots?

I went to the local Harvester restaurant - I know. Very posh.

On arrival, my missus and I stood at the sign saying 'Please queue here to be seated'

Pretty simple right.

A waiter notices us waiting at the sign.

He wanders over casually and ask 'Would you like a table?'

I smiled and said 'Yes please'

Inside my head I said 'No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please!!'

The idiot.

Dont ask!

I know someone that whenever asked how he is doing replies with - DONT ASK!

..before proceeding to advise how bad his day is going and how busy he is etc etc blah blah.

The person asking normally gives a chuckle?!

Trust me they wouldn't be laughing if you hear it some 20 time a day!

The idiot.

When the bin men dont turn up

My local authority are generally good in my opinion.

But when I get myself up at the crack of dawn to take the bins out and they don't turn up I get angry!

They can come anywhere between 7am and 11am.

Of course this means I get up extra early bin day and get the bins out before 7am.

Its annoying when they don't come until 11am on the odd occasion, but I will suffer that.

Its just that recently they haven't been turning up at all! And then coming the following day...

We don't like to leave the bins out over night as the bags get attacked by Cats and Foxes etc!

Anyway - Perhaps a lame rant.

I hate bin men.

The idiots.

Dont you love walking along the street and someone just stops right in front of you!

When commuting you just want to get to your destination in as easy and as quickest way possible.

Same for if you go shopping etc..

But as you are walking along the idiot in front decides to just stop in the middle of the path!

I don't know why they do this? Maybe they forgot where there were heading or maybe spotted something interesting to look at?

But you either crash into the back of them or are forced to go around them.

I dislike either variation.

What I want to do is shove them to the side as that's where their destination should have been if they wanted to stop.

Not standing still in front of moving traffic!

Idiots.

Cracking knuckles is horrible!

I don't like it when people crack their knuckles.

Or even if they click / crack any other part of their bodies for the same matter!

I have a friend who knows this.

And because he knows this; he like to mess with me.

So I will be sitting minding my own business and he will come up behind me and crack his knuckles next to me head!

I do lash out and try to hit him but he is too fast and moves out of the way.

Also whilst talking to me he decides to crack his neck!

This nearly makes me gag.

Doesn't he know he will get arthritis!

The idiot!

Waiting at Gatwick like an idiot

I am waiting at Gatwick airport as I write.

The first reason for a moan is it is past midnight so I should be in bed.

The second reason for a moan is that the flight is delayed.

I am not happy

I am tired

I am bored enough to write this post

That is all

Sharknado

I have read a lot about this new 'fantastic' film called 'Sharknado'

I should have known just from the name of this film that this was to be FAR from fantastic!

I decided to watch it as I had nothing better to do.

The beginning credits had Tara Reid's name first to suggest her as the main character.
She was not the main character.

She was a small part. Poorly acted.

OK so its 'just a film' - But Tornados picking up sharks and firing them out at people all over LA is just plain ridiculous!

And then dropping bombs into the tornados to disperse them... I have no words.

I give it 1 star out of 10.

Its a hour and a half I shall never get back.

I do not recommend this film.