Wednesday 19 February 2014

Play Doh is the devil!

I have a 2 year old.

He fricking loves Play Doh... I do not..

The worst of the Play Doh is the Brown one of course..

I thought I just found shite on the floor (maybe from my cat? (I hate my cats! (that's another story..)))

So firstly I shouted some nasty names at my cats (Brian and Betty by the way) and then started to get some tissue to pick up the 'shite'

Well it was not only quite hard but it was dried into my carpet... With my gentle grab (not wanting to put my finger into the shite!) I couldnt budge it.

It only then come to mind that it might be Play Doh..

I kneeled down and gave the 'shite' a cautious sniff..

Thankfully the smell of shite was not present and the some what comforting smell of Play Doh was present.

I done away with the tissue and picked it up with my fingers.

Straight into the bin.

And I still managed to get it under my finger nails.

If any more friends or family buy it for my kid; I am going to throw it out of the window right in front of them.