I need to sneeze and my idot colleague stopped me from doing it!

I am a loud sneezer. I don't pretend not to be.

Most people think my sneezing is so loud it must be fake.

Its not fake - I just sneeze loud. Get over it.

But what my bell end of a colleague is now doing is fake sneezing whilst I am trying to get a sneeze out.

It puts me off my sneeze and stops my sneeze.

I like sneezing and I have warned him to stop.

If he does it again he will get my stapler thrown at the side of his head.

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