Crude possibly
But I got into trouble this morning when I urgently needed to use the toilet.
Checking to see if there was toilet paper before I pulled down my trousers didn't enter my mind.
It was only when 5 seconds later that I noticed the empty roll!
I panicked.
I had to find a substitute.
I am not be able to advise the rest of this story.
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